AIPMT

AIPMT is the all India Pre Medical Test which is conducted by the Central Board of Secondary Education for the admission into the MBBS courses in various medical colleges across India in government colleges through All India quote of 15% to the central government. Students who have passed or appearing in the intermediate/ senior secondary school examination with medical side / Physics / Chemistry and Biology can participate in the AIPMT for competitive examination. Leading colleges like MAMC New Delhi / Maulana Azad Medical College, University College of Medical Science Delhi University, Lady Hardinge Medical College, KGMU Lucknow, MDU Rohtak, SMS Jaipur, Seth GS Medical College Mumbai, Grants Medical College, Calcutta Medical College etc are just few form a long list to which successful candidates can get admission. Prospective candidates should visit http://aipmt.nic.in for official updates.

Thane

Thane is a well known Indian city which is part of the Mumbai metropolitan area. It is also famous as first train in India run from the Mumbai to Thane. There are large number of lakes in the Thane. Those who want to know more can also visit the Thane collectorate official website http://www.thane.nic.in/. It is designed and developed in English and Marathi language by National Informatics Centre.

You never know what you have until..... you clean your room

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• The awkward moment when you look over at the car next to you and someone is already staring at you.
• "All you do is sit on that computer" Lies. I sit on the chair
• My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I`m lazy.
• By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass.
• Some people might as well post “Wants Attention” as their Facebook status.
• Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
• That awkward moment when you feel like you’re going to fall backwards off a chair.
• Dear "do not try this at home"⁰Okay! I`ll go to my neighbor`s house .
• "I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
• I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
• I don’t care how much pain you are in, if you hurt yourself in a hilarious way, I’m laughing.
• theres a sickness called hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio​phobia seriously, THERE IS :P
• That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
• You never know what you have until..... you clean your room.
• She`s so fake if you look behind her neck it says "made in china"
• I should be a garbage collector because I’m apparently really good at picking up trash.

My Nan Always used to say stop biting your nails so i bite my sisters instead

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• I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
• That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
• Person dies in movie; "Eh. They probably desevered it." Puppy dies in movie: "WHAT THE HECK! WHAT DID THE PUPPY DO?!"
• "You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
• There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
• True love is being able to hate the same things together.
• Dear iTunes, please realize that when I put you on "shuffle" I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip... skip... skip...
• _____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
• Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "No!" Student: "I`M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!" Teacher: "...but your a boy..."
• Everyone has that “make the other person sound incredibly stupid” voice when describing an argument.
• By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
• A dog thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. A cat thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God.
• *FIRE ALARM* Teacher: "Okay children, stay in your seats just for a minute." Student: "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."
• My Nan Always used to say stop biting your nails so i bite my sisters instead
• That awkward moment when you`re with someone you JUST met. "So..you like..uh, stuff?"
• Ambulances and women have a lot in common… they both make a ton of noise to let you know they are coming!

The road to success is always under construction

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• The road to success is always under construction.
• "Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
• If you were a dinosaur you`d be a bitch-a-whoreus.
• Barking back at dogs to show them who`s boss.
• 1600s: Oh Dearest Romeo, I write to inform you that I have received your letter and I’ve been left quite speechless. 2011: K
• Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
• Awkwardly standing there while your friend talks to someone you don`t know
• Dear mom, Please stop trying to clean my face with your spit. Sincerely, I`m 15, not 5.
• Dear Mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say "What?!" multiple times when you scream my name?
• Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
• I can tell I really must like a TV show if I’m not messing around on my phone or laptop while I’m watching it.
• "I wasn`t that Drunk" . "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."
• Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home
• Spread love everywhere you go: Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier !
• What did people do during awkward situations in the old days without cell phones to pretend-text?
• People who first meet me think I’m quiet. But people who have known me for a long time wish I was.

I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!

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• I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard.
• "I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude, you ran up a tree saying look how big this piece of broccoli is!"
• Want someone to stop texting you? Answer their texts with this- Error 23: SMS Not Delivered; The number (your number) has blocked you.
• The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious in a silent situation.
• I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!
• I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard.
• Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
• "Are you crying?" "No, I`m impersonating a fountain."
• prank call : "Hello, dominos?" ... "Yes, how may I help you?" ... "What`s the number to call Pizza Hut?" ;)
• That AWSOME moment when you kill all the pigs with one bird.
• When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
• I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
• Mom look... mom come on.. MOM hurry... MOM... you missed it.
• You kids are 11 and you have cellphones already? Who do you talk to? Sponge bob??
• That awkward moment when your mom yells at you in front of your friends.
• All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”

I stay up all night and regret it in the morning

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• That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.
• "And I was like`...". "Really, you said that?" "No, but I was thinking it."
• "Connect your charger." ... Why don`t YOU do it "smart" phone?
• I stay up all night and regret it in the morning.
• I hate when people text me first and then don’t keep the conversation going.
• "HEYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" . " What", " Can you turn my light off?"
• That awkward moment when your parents trying to be funny in front of your friends.
• What time is it?.. Theres a clock right there ``DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?``
• I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard.
• Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
• This is my care cup, \_/ oh look it`s empty.
• *Walking around supermarket* *Don`t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
• B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
• TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.

Saying "oh!" like you get it. But you still have no idea

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• We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
• My greatest fear is that people will laugh when I tell them my greatest fear.
• Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
• It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad
• "Connect your charger." ... Why don`t YOU do it "smart" phone?
• Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone.
• MY ALARM CLOCK IS A DREAM KILLER.
• Saying "oh!" like you get it. But you still have no idea.
• That awkward moment when you don`t wanna come out of you`re room because your parents have visitors over.
• I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".
• Just saved a bunch of money on my Mental Insurance by switching to Psycho!
• If people winked in real life, as much as they do in texts.. this world would be a pretty creepy place. ;)
• That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you`re still single.
• 5 most annoying words after a break up: "Are you mad at me?" No, I`m perfectly happy you broke my heart!
• The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
• That awkward moment when your parents trying to be funny in front of your friends.
• I've always had a way of lighting up any room I walk into I flip the light switch
• A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. "Do u have any last requests?" "Yes, will u hold my hand?" XD
• Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am now unable to control my circumstances.
• Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it’s easier that way.

Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why

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• Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why.
• I got thrown out of Krufts this year for inappropriate behaviour. A bit harsh. They did say to enter your own Dog.
• Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome daughter-well done! :P
• thinks that it is illegal to use your cell phone while driving, which is why I had this sweet rotary phone installed in my center console
• Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms.
• At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?
• That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth...
• I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
• When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
• When someone says the words "I love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" Real fast.
• thinks it would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees.
• Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun
• Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
• Hi, I`m a bra. And I touch your girlfriends boobs everyday. Jealous yet?
• On the phone with mom: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Alright. Yes. I will. Alright. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Alright. Yes I did. I love you too Bye
• Seeing a spider isn`t the biggest problem, it`s when it disappears.
• It saddens me to think there are people in the world who don't pretend to paddle a canoe while on the moving walkways in airports.
• Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
• There's something about pressing F5. It's so Refreshing.
• The awkward moment when you’re at the store & someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else.

Open fridge, nothing. Open Freezer, nothing. Story of my life

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• You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
• Bought a protractor today; it's like a regular tractor, just more qualified.
• Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
• is coming to the realization that it takes a lot of balls to learn how to play golf
• " I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
• That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
• "I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you were walking around naked trying to put your phone in your pocket.
• Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
• "Dude, she just called you deaf..." "...........WHAT?"
• Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
• is wondering why people with bad breath are always wanting to tell me a secret.
• "I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you told me to give you a ride home... the party was at your house.
• Dear mom, just because you and your friend are best friends, doesn`t mean me and their kid will be best friends as well.
• That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.
• That moment of shame when you toss a paper ball into the trash, and you miss, then you have to get up and go get it.
• Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh! :D
• isn't one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper.
• Scratch here - ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?
• Forget girl band, that fatty in Little Mix needs a gastric band.
• Open fridge, nothing. Open Freezer, nothing. Story of my life.

Killing time murders opportunities

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• Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
• I was chatting to my mate when he called me racist. "I'm not racist!" I cried. "Tell me one race you like." he said. "Erm... 100 meters?"
• Dear Warner Bros: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
• If flatulence is a normal part of pregancy, why did they toss me out of my wife's lamaze class?
• That awkward moment when you realize that someone’s right while you’re proving they’re wrong.
• I haven`t seen a spider around the house in days.. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PLANNING?
• When I have kids, I`ll make them watch 2012 movie and tell them I survived that..
• That awkward moment when your parents try to gangster talk to you.
• If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I'd have to say it was the day I learned "elemenopee" wasn't one awesome letter
• Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
• That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running
• Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way my drunk texts never leave my phone...
• "But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they`d bring you back."
• ``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete , here you go.`
• Hey haters, I found your nose. It was in my business again.
• You know you`re stoned when you look at your dog and ask "did you say something?"
• If the NBA season is cancelled, then LeBron James will have to travel somewhere to choke in June
• Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
• Apparently, X-Factor winners Little Mix are the new Spice Girls; Posh Mix, Baby Mix, Scary Mix and Pick'n'Mix
• Killing time murders opportunities.

First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest

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• Facebook reminds me daily how moving out of my hometown was a great idea.
• First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
• A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
• went to the paint store to get thinner... but I haven't lost any weight yet
• That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom
• When I met you, I got this tingling sensation.. Then I realized my phone was on vibrate
• ``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
• When younger kids get into an argument with you. Bitch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
• will give you 2 seconds to figure out that you have the right of way before I take it from you.
• Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
• "I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hug my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
• Hurting yourself and not being able to swear, because your parents are there.
• Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
• The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
• Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
• wishes I was friends with a midget so I could introduce by saying, "Say hello to my little friend."
• I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
• I went to subway & asked for the greasiest, biggest, most expensive sub they had. They gave me Andy Carroll
• That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips

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• Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips
• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
• "I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hug my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
• is very bored of being bored, because being bored is boring that`s why i post this boring status because I`m bored of being bored and being bored is boring! :)
• "Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaaaalright. Okay. Okay, bye. Okay. Bye." - someone on the phone with their mother.
• That awkward moment When you have to much lotion on and don`t know where to put it.
• Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
• Flirtationship; It`s more than a friendship, but less than a relationship.
• Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011 Hide And Seek Champion
• Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
• Those bathrooms that whenever you flush, they spray water on you & your just like, -.-
• When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."
• That Awkward Moment when it`s all silent and someone says "awkward"
• ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
• ``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
• Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
• X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant

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• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.
• That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you`re on the computer
• That awkward moment when you are making a stupid face and your crush looks right at you.
• what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
• That awkward moment when you laugh so hard and your eyes get watery, and people think you`re crying.
• that awkward moment when the dictionary definition is more confusing than the word
• Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
• TEIAM - problem solved
• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
• "I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.
• The awkward moment when a little kids stares at you like you have done something wrong.
• The awkward moment when someone is crying and you`re trying your hardest not to laugh.
• "You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"
• never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
• I’m not a racer….But i can fly.

Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors

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• Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
• I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
• That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.
• That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stand in line and you`re near the cashier and they haven`t come back yet.
• Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
• Headphones definitely just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking…
• A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, "This dog tells me you`re on drugs." "I`m on drugs?! You`re the one talking to dogs!"
• I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
• Dear people who leave candy out on Halloween, news flash, we don`t take just one, but thanks for trusting us anyway.
• Two words guys hates: Don`t & Stop; unless you put them together.
• Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
• Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
• Child: Mom, I love you! Mom: I love you too. :) - Teenager: Mom, I love you! Mom: Yes, what do you want? :P
• I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
• `Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
• "Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning." "So what happened?" "I got dressed."
• I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
• use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles

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• Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
• So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
• Hey Siri, What`s the opposite of term `opposite`?
• That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can`t unbutton your pants.
• Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
• Remember, every time you buy a pineapple, you make one Spongebob`s relatives homeless.
• Genie: i will grant you 3 wishes what is your 1st? Guy: More wishes! Genie: A Genie can only grant 3 wishes. Guy: More Genies! Genie: F*ck
• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
• That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them!
• Dear Love, People say that they can`t live without you. I personally think I`m more important. Sincerely, Oxygen
• Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
• mom can i..." "no." "mom please?" "no." "but, mom..." "no." ......"hey, dad!
• "OMG !! There`s a bee" "stand still, it won`t hurt you" "FU*K THAT! I am running!!"
• You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
• "Did u just fall?" "No, i attacked the floor" " Backwards???" "I`m freaking talented"
• That awkward moment when someone catches you making weird faces at yourself in the mirror.
• People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
• X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube

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• Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube
• Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
• Dear Mom, My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear... Sincerely, Your loving child.
• It`s all a lie... the "Made in China" stickers are actually made in Mexico. O_O
• Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
• Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription... "Is this English?"
• The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
• Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
• "Don`t try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend`s place.
• will one day get even... with all the people that have helped her.
• Best Friends Listen to what you dont say
• My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"
• Boys wanna get an attention from girls? Easy, call them slut & you`ll get slapped.
• got her test results back this morning and is shocked to find that she's been diagnosed with OCD. She's rung the doctors nine times to check if they're correct.
• I hate it when.. You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger
• If I ever write a story of my life, don`t be surprised when your name appears like a billion times.
• reckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
• Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..

I'm not like most people. I judge the book and the cover separately

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• People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
• I'm not like most people. I judge the book and the cover separately.
• My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
• It`s all a lie... the "Made in China" stickers are actually made in Mexico. O_O
• A burp is just a fart that took the elevator
• I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
• That embarrasing moment when when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you.
• "I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.
• What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Apparently the sub-woofer I hooked up in my office earlier this morning is NOT “appropriate for a work environment”…but I was playing Christmas carols so I am claiming religious persecution.
• waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist...
• Hi, I`m your bed… and we`ve slept together ;)
• Bees are a good example of Karma; once they sting someone… they die
• Paper cuts: So small… but so evil
• The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
• Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead.
• I had a talk with my friend about the past, the present and the future.. it was tense
• Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.

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Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

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• Just changed my wifi name to, "I watch you get naked" to stir up some chatter before the neighborhood Christmas Party...Also, because I do.
• It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.
• The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs...
• Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
• i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
• The akward moment when your brushing your teeth and you realize that your using someone else´s brush
• Dear Headphones, stop having rough sex in my pocket. Sincerely, tired of untangling.
• Dear Pinocchio, So.. all I have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort.
• My psychologist didn't really mean it when she encouraged me to “bare all”...
• How To Be A Hero tip: When destroying the enemy be sure to kill all the criminals in reverse order of importance before confronting the kingpin himself.
• Marshmallows can`t fly, I can`t fly. Therefore I am a marshmallow...
• Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
• When i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave… write “B.R.B”
• Dear Hair, if you`d cooperate, we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. Sincerely, Hot straightener.
• "How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
• If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
• went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
• doesn't exercise on weekends because I know that at some point I'll be running in heels and climbing through a 2nd story window.
• The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
• I'd bite my nails less if there wasn't always chocolate frosting under them.
• People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
• dear icebergs, sorry about global warming. karma`s a bitch. sincerely, the titanic.
• "Sexy and I know it..." more like Ugly and you show it!
• That awkward moment when you go to grab somebody sexy and tell them ‘hey’, but your hand hits the mirror.
• That awkward moment when you are in the store and you see your teacher....
• Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
• Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
• That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
• I hate it when someone apologizes for talking to much. They`re just talking even more.
• This “random acts of kindness” thing is hard. I’m going back to violence.
• Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
• That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
• I`m not flirting. I`m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
• anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. :)
• I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.
• I hate when the definition of a word has other words in it that I have to look up also.
• scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
• I'm already done with my Christmas Shopping! Yeah, I'm easy to buy for.
• Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
• That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself...
• Steps To Survive A Horror Movie: Never say ” I`ll be back,” because odds are, you ass aint coming back...
• That Awkward Moment when you still don`t understand someone after saying "what?" multiple times...
• "Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!
• The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the plant has pricks on the OUTSIDE.
• That Awkward Moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex `Likes` it.
• There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
• Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
• That Awkward Moment When you KNOW you look better than EVERYONE in your family. ( ¬ .¬ )┌∩┐
• he awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
• that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)
• When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People..
• You are Loading ████████████ 99%
• You could probably bounce a coin off my abs if you have low expectations of bouncing and are a money-throwing weirdo.
• Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
• hat awkward moment when someone really hot talks to you and you suddenly forget what language you speak.
• Jacy would rather check her facebook than face her checkbook.
• That Awkward Moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
• If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
• Friend: "Does this outfit make me look fat?" Me: "NO, your fat makes you look fat!!!"
• If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
• That Awkward Moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.
• Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons
• What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
• Rima believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
• A boo boo
• Mom: "YOU`RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don`t care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."
• I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
• Sorry, I don't know why that happened. Facebook made all these changes and they randomly blocked a bunch of my friends that I can't stand.
• The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says "no."
• That Awkward Moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
• ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
• I can't help but feel insulted when that voice on the speaker calls me a Walmart shopper
• My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.

WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
• Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
• Rick is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
• That awkward moment when you realize you were talking to yourself.
• Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"
• I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
• *Ignores phone call* -After texts person- "You called?"
• Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
• Kiran is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
• That annoying moment when you`re talking, then interrupted & can`t remember what you were talking about.
• Lies That Always Worked - I`ve never done this before, but you`re Different!
• That would suck if your name was Rick Shaw and you lived in China.
• Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.
• 3 reasons to stand up: 1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom 3) because you`re the real slim shady...
• That Awkward Moment when you drop your iPod and your headphones save its life.
• Dude! He just called you a thief! Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!
• just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
• No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
• Love makes your heart race, but so does methamphetamine.. so it'll probably make you feel good for a little while and then you'll die.
• Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
• I did in bed... I did it on the couch... I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. :)
• "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
• "My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
• People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
• "I didn`t do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!"
• on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)
• Josh is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
• If you're out shopping today and you notice the floor feels weird it's because you're standing on someone's aunt.
• Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn`t spell out "the rapist" Sincerely, not lying down.
• Officer to drunk boy : "How high are you?" Drunk Boy: No officer, its "Hi! How are you?"
• Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
• That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.
• Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?
• Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
• Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
• X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Katrina thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
• English language FAIL: Monosyllabic. Think about it.
• What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
• All dressed in my jammies and ready for bed, gonna give my sheets some ass and my pillows some head!! nighty night!!
• I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
• "You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
• Kids are so ungrateful! My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked...Uphill...In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
• That Awkward moment when you look and your best friend is bent down and her granny panties are showing.
• "Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message." I have this.
• I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
• Shahrukh Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
• That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
• This year for Christmas, I'm writing statuses for all my Facebook friends. It's cheap and they'll be funnier... Win, Win.
• "Hey, can I borrow a pen?" *Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?*
• `Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia` is the fear of long words.
• Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
• Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, a new follower! , *Someone follows you in real life* HOLY SH*T A STALKER
• slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
• No one ever compliments my armpits, wtf?
• Abhishek before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

Sometimes, not remembering mey be the better

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Lazy fact #753456548395967723, You were too lazy to read that number
• X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
• Sri doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
• If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their "mental status" in addition to each new status update.
• Karma is a bitch, well just make sure that bitch is beautiful
• I never understand why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger... seriously, was the camera mean to you or something?! o_O
• Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
• X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
• Rahul is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
• 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
• If you have visions of Sugarplums, get the hell away from me.
• I`m not easily distracted......OH something shiny!!!!
• X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• The Bruno Mars moments when you wish there was a urinal next to your bed.
• Priyanka ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
• I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
• That awkward moment when you enter and elevator, u wait a while it opens again and someone comes in, you realize your on the same floor -.-
• Every time I fly, I pray that a generous person with lots of unopened neck pillows sits next to me and decides to give me one. So far, no luck. :(
• sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.

I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
• Diggi says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• "My memory is so bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"
• Ruth is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
• Whoever said "money can’t buy happiness" didn’t know where to shop.
• Just logged into Myspace and it was just a couple of tumbleweeds dancing around a deserted country road
• If someone texts "K.", just reply "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z".
• decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
• Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.
• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
• Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
• Does anyone know if Myspace uses dial-up servers? I bet they do.
• I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Lies Told In Texts - I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)
• One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
• I watch pom. I know that you misread that, didn`t you?
• Sam is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
• If you wanna make a good deal, sell happiness & get paid by a nice gratefulness smile.

Jealousy is just LOVE and HATE at the same time

Here are few Facebook Status which have been used by users frequently on the Popular social media giant:

• Jealousy is just LOVE and HATE at the same time.
• Sonia used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
• I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
• Like if you had that suspicious moment when you know your friend is hiding something from you.
• Lies Told In Texts - I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)
• Great childhood memory: Your mom`s here, quick! Hide so you can`t go home.
• Stressed? Try this: Picture a beautiful park, freshly covered in white snow. Birds are chirping happily. Then drink a bunch of beer and pass out.
• Savita dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
• Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"
• (-_(-__(-___-)__-)_-) YOU got my back
• When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
• That awkward moment when you hold a baby, and it starts to cry.
• Would you rather get the right messages from the wrong person or the wrong messages from the right person?
• Jack is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
• Google+ is quickly becoming the "gym membership" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
• Don`t expect her to be perfect, if you want a perfect girlfriend. Go buy a barbie.
• Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have the film.
• Diggi feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Computer Engineers Recruitment - Funny Pic

Those who are looking for serious jobs and go for smart work can try for these jobs and contact the recruiting company by deciphering the phone numbers. Even I would like to know the numbers to contact the hiring companies. It's damn serious, not any funny pic...

Salman Khan - Great Khalli Size Difference

Indian Bollywood Actor Sanlman Khan and WWE wrestler Great Khalli are eating food at Bigg Boss program. The size difference is evident from this pic. Though the pic is now so funny but see how the wrestler manage to eating in small plates for big belly....

Funny Pic - Hand Position Say It All

As said in the picture by explanation that hand's position say it all. Everything is evident from your hand's position... like what you are doing now.... is it not humorous???

Online Help Fail - Funny Pic

Urgency of Online help and its failing, just see the creativity of Cartoonist in this Online help by the someone in urgency. Really funny but serious issue has been picked by the artist.

I Paid - Apple Products Funny Pic

Here is special pic which is really very funny pic and great creativity shown by the cartoonist related to Apple products. As Apple products start with I here is the Indian iPaid stuff.

Monthly Stages in Bachelor's Life

Here is given by tabulation, how a bachelor manages things in a month and how things & perception changes during every week in a month of Bachelor guy's life. Really funny and serious stuff..

Sibal Screen - Facebook Funny Pic

Indian Telecom and IT minister Kapil Sibal wants to pre screen the content on Social media websites like Facebook, Google, Twitter etc. He is under fire in Social media website by his statement. Kapil Sibal has become new talk of the town, on the Internet after Digvijay Singh of Congress Party of India.

Gandhi's Three Monkey Have Changed

We used to come across the lines: Three monkey of Mahatama Gandhi Ji - Bura mat dekho, Bura mat suno, Bura mat kaho etc. Now the time and monkey have changed. They can not survive without these things.

Funny Pic - Airbag in Car

This Funny pic is about a Airbag in the car which can save you in any accident Lol. This Funny pic is floating across internet an people are also sharing this photo on Foocebook.

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Funny Pic

One Sardar Ji is showing the slogan related to Manmohan Singh about why people were feeling proud about him being Sikh and How shameful they are feeling now... Lots of people are sharing this on Facebook.

Pima County Website

Pima.gov is the official website of the county and one stop information source to find all about the government services.

You can find the information about telephone listing, e services, information.

You can find the websites of individual departments or services or navigation points from the Pima County official website.

• Business
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Website: http://pima.gov/

You should visit the website www.pima.gov to find all the information about county and relevant websites.

Pima Community College

Pima Community College is one of the topmost college in the area. If you are planning to join the college then visit the website in advance to know more about the colleges, courses and degrees offered here. Various online information, students resources, Pima jobs etc are also given here.

You can request info for admission or visit website for courses, admission details, fee, event calender etc.

You can know about Pima, campuses and centres, student resources, community resources, foundation and alumni, businesses etc.

Recent Announcements:

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Contact Address:

Pima Community College

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Phone: (520) 206-4500

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Pima County Library

Pima is one of the county of Arizona state in United States of America. Public library is one of the important learning and great resrouce for people of the country.

If you are new to the library then visit the website to know how to use it. You can know about Cards, PINs, Accounts, Searching and finding items, Borrowing items, using equipments, library space and timing etc.

Even if you have a question you can ask Librarian online. Website is also availbale in Espanol in addition to English language.

You can browse website to know about catalog, research and resources, books and reading, calendar, community info etc.

Those who are looking for the jobs in library should visit the employment and career part.

One can follow or stay connected to Pima County Library via Facebook, Flickr, Youtube, Twitter, Librarything, MySpace etc.

Pima County Public Library

101 N. Stone Ave.

Tucson, AZ 85701

Fax number: (520) 594-5621

Website: http://www.library.pima.gov

Studentloans.gov

Studentloans.gov is a website by the US Department of Education for your student loan management source. It is developed in Espanol and English language for the students. One need to use their PIN to sign into Student Loans website. Those who are new users need to visit the PIN website pin.ed.gov.

After login into Student loans management website you can browse into various sections like:

• Entrance counseling
• Complete PLUS request process
• View My Loan Documents
• Endorse Direct Plus Loan
• Sign Master Promissory Note / MPN

In this website links to other important and relevant websites are also given like FAFSA Login, Apply for PIN, NSLDS, Direct Loan Consolidation etc.

You can also manage your account and information about financial aid, repayment of loans and much more:

• Loan Discharge
• Direct Loan Overview
• Trouble Making Payments?
• What you Need for Direct Loans
• Income Based Repayment Plan
• What to Expect for Direct Loans
• Repayment Plans & Calculators
• Repaying Your Loans
• Teacher Loan Forgiveness
• Public Service Loan Forgiveness
• Find Information about Student Aid Programs

Students or their parents can visit this website for find various useful information or to finding the Student loans and repayment of these. For any question, feedback / comment you can visit the contact page.

Website: www.studentloans.gov

www.Pay.gov

www.Pay.gov is an initiative by the US Department of the Treasury for various payments to the government. Users can make payment to the Federal Government Agencies via secure electronic payments. Payments to the Federal agencies can be made directly using this service via Bank account or debit / credit card.

Most commonly used forms and payments on Pay.gov are US Courts, SBA Payments, Department of Justice, Department of Veterans Affairs.

If you want any other form then online application form for the various Federal agencies are given on the website.

www.pay.gov login account: New users can create their account. It is easy and one can register via filling the required information. Registration may be helpful to you if you need to make payments often. You can track your payments by saving your profile and sign up on the website.

Users can find the public forms searching via agency name or form name.

In case of any kind customer support one should contact the below given details.

Contact:
United States Department of the Treasury, Financial Management Service,
401 14th Street SW, Washington, DC 20227
Website: www.Pay.gov
Customer Support:
800-624-1373 (tollfree, Option #2)
216-579-2112 (Option #2)
pay.gov.clev@clev.frb.org

IRS - Internal Revenue Service

Www.irs.gov is the official website of Internal Revenue Service and important website for Taxpayers. Important information about how to pay taxes or file tax return. If you have any question, you can get the answer and pay your taxes to the IRS, US Treasury.

There are various sections for the people who need to pay taxes and information related to them like individual, government entities, businesses, tax professionals, tax exempt board community, retirement plans community, charities and non profits etc.

Three major option for:

• I need to file my tax return
• I need to pay my tax bill
• I have got a question

Important filing and payment section involve:

• Where's my refund / Where is my refund?
• e File
• FreeFile
• EFTPS

You can find information about various Forms and Pubs like:

• W-4
• W-9
• 941
• 1040
• 1040X
• 1040-ES
• 2848
• 4506-T
• 5695
• W-8BEN

Various online tools to know the status or apply online:

• Order a Tax Return or Account Transcript
• Check on Your Refund
• Apply for an Employer Identification Number (EIN) Online

Hot topic section always give you an idea that what people are finding now [what is trending]

• Sign up for a PTIN
• Affordable Care Act Tax Provisions
• e-file My Return for Free
• Heavy Highway Tax Update
• Airline Ticket Taxes Reinstated

You can also visit the website to get a job in IRS. To find the career opportunities in the Internal Revenue Service one should visit the employment opportunities for contract or permanent jobs available.

Those who want to resolve an issue with IRS can also visit the section like:

• Taxpayer Advocate Service
• Appealing a Tax Dispute
• Disaster Relief
• Responding to a Notice

Official website: http://www.irs.gov/

Users can stay connected with IRS website via social media websites like Twitter, Facebook, Youtube.