Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube
• Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
• Dear Mom, My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear... Sincerely, Your loving child.
• It`s all a lie... the "Made in China" stickers are actually made in Mexico. O_O
• Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
• Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription... "Is this English?"
• The awkward moment when someone`s zipper is down & you don`t know whether to tell, because you can`t explain why you were looking that low
• Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
• "Don`t try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend`s place.
• will one day get even... with all the people that have helped her.
• Best Friends Listen to what you dont say
• My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"
• Boys wanna get an attention from girls? Easy, call them slut & you`ll get slapped.
• got her test results back this morning and is shocked to find that she's been diagnosed with OCD. She's rung the doctors nine times to check if they're correct.
• I hate it when.. You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger
• If I ever write a story of my life, don`t be surprised when your name appears like a billion times.
• reckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
• Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..