Jealousy is just LOVE and HATE at the same time

Here are few Facebook Status which have been used by users frequently on the Popular social media giant:

• Jealousy is just LOVE and HATE at the same time.
• Sonia used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
• I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
• Like if you had that suspicious moment when you know your friend is hiding something from you.
• Lies Told In Texts - I`m almost there. (When you actually haven`t even left the house.)
• Great childhood memory: Your mom`s here, quick! Hide so you can`t go home.
• Stressed? Try this: Picture a beautiful park, freshly covered in white snow. Birds are chirping happily. Then drink a bunch of beer and pass out.
• Savita dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
• Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"
• (-_(-__(-___-)__-)_-) YOU got my back
• When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
• That awkward moment when you hold a baby, and it starts to cry.
• Would you rather get the right messages from the wrong person or the wrong messages from the right person?
• Jack is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
• Google+ is quickly becoming the "gym membership" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
• Don`t expect her to be perfect, if you want a perfect girlfriend. Go buy a barbie.
• Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have the film.
• Diggi feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.