Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant

Here are some Funny Facebook Status for the users. One can use the Funny Status on their Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter or any other social media sites as their status update:

• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort.
• That awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while you`re on the computer
• That awkward moment when you are making a stupid face and your crush looks right at you.
• what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
• That awkward moment when you laugh so hard and your eyes get watery, and people think you`re crying.
• that awkward moment when the dictionary definition is more confusing than the word
• Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
• TEIAM - problem solved
• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
• "I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.
• The awkward moment when a little kids stares at you like you have done something wrong.
• The awkward moment when someone is crying and you`re trying your hardest not to laugh.
• "You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"
• never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
• I’m not a racer….But i can fly.